Comedywire Faves // March 1st, 2018
- Jennie Newman
- Mar 3, 2018
- 1 min read
I somehow have been living under a rock and just joined Comedywire! I'm obsessed with this site now, and am going to start highlighting here my favorite one- and two-liners I've written each day. Out of the jokes I wrote, these are the ones that were either Featured, Trending, or I just really liked! If you'd like to follow me on Comedywire, my handle is @jennieisawesome!
Catching up, here's my favorites from March 1st, 2018:
'Hitler socks' produced by Polish company spark outrage. They're Fuhrer lined.
The White House chief calligrapher has a higher clearance than Jared Kushner. Read between the well written lines...
China just banned The Letter N from the Internet. I'm really looking forward to visiting Hog Kog one day.
9-foot alligator traps residents inside Florida apartment complex. He said he'd let them out after while.
Picasso artwork sells for nearly 50,000,000 pounds in record UK sale. "Show me the money!" -- Cubism Gooding Jr.
Brave model risks frostbite on her nipples to pose naked in the snow. Classic example of tit for snap.
Married science teacher 'had sexual relationship with schoolboy, 14' and sent him naked selfies. Guess it's somebody else's letrourneau.
What is Jared Kushner's net worth? Look in petty cash.
Indiana close to becoming 2nd state to ban eyeball tattoos. The location's too irisky.
Welcome to America's smalled town, population 1 woman. She really took the Declaration of Independence to heart.
