Comedywire Faves // Feb 28th, 2018
- Jennie Newman
- Mar 3, 2018
- 1 min read
I somehow have been living under a rock and just joined Comedywire! I'm obsessed with this site now, and am going to start highlighting here my favorite one- and two-liners I've written each day. Out of the jokes I wrote, these are the ones that were either Featured, Trending, or I just really liked! If you'd like to follow me on Comedywire, my handle is @jennieisawesome!
Catching up, here's my favorites from February 28th, 2018:
February 28 is "Public Sleeping Day." The perfect day to put your all into your dream job.
The Complicated Case of a Death Row Inmate Who Can't Remember His Crime. Dead man retracing his steps.
Brazen couple admit having sex under bridge for 35 minutes. They're now members of the mile low club.
Bollywood takes on menstrual hygiene. In related news, a bindi is now being called a period.
Oprah: 'Only God can convince me to run for President.' Does anyone know if Beyonce has Oprah's number?
Most Americans think Facebook hurts democracy and free speech, says poll. Says poll created by Tom.
