Comedywire Faves // Feb 27th, 2018
- Jennie Newman
- Mar 3, 2018
- 1 min read
I somehow have been living under a rock and just joined Comedywire! I'm obsessed with this site now, and am going to start highlighting here my favorite one- and two-liners I've written each day. Out of the jokes I wrote, these are the ones that were either Featured, Trending, or I just really liked! If you'd like to follow me on Comedywire, my handle is @jennieisawesome!
Catching up, here's my favorites from February 27th, 2018:
Single man builds boyfriend out of boxes of wine. Pretty brave considering boxed wine boyfriends love to spout and pick sulfights.
White House: Trump stands by raising age limit for assault rifles. Man, that guy loves to make headlines involving assault.
Starbucks employee reportedly didn't recognize Oprah. More importantly, why did they build a Starbucks under a rock?
Moon to get first mobile phone network. That's one giant phone bill for mankind.
Indiana state offering free breast implants to the poor. Like they always say, the key to success is putting your breast foot forward.
If the Kardashians went to jail... They would be model inmates.
Barbara Streisand reveals she cloned her dead dog, TWICE. She finally found somethree.
Indian Groom Forced to Marry Another Woman After Bride-to-Be Rejects Him Because He's Balding. Said the bride: "Sari, not sari."
California City Bans Texting While Crossing the Street. That's called emojay walking.
Swedish Funeral Agency Wants to Use Artificial Intelligence to Allow People to Chat With the Dead. It's called, "Sleep with the Swedish Fishes."
